Thursday, October 27, 2011

Husband and wife jokes.....


A Special Package for Business Men.

An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip ?"


Husband was seriously ill.

Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in good mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- what did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive.


Habbit of talking in sleep.

A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep!
what should I give him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak when he is awake.

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